Fanfic: “The Untold Encounter” by AkaiHato (2000) - So Farscape!

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Fanfic: “The Untold Encounter” by AkaiHato (2000)

This week's fanfic is “The Untold Encounter” by AkaiHato, first published in 2000 at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8581/1/The-Untold-Encounter

Transcript
Kay:

All hello.

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and welcome to tales.

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of the unchartered territory.

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That is a Great intro.

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Yes.

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Let's do that one.

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Hello.

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We get.

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Yes, this is one of the, uh, the in-between weeks of @SoFarscape while

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we eagerly await the next episode.

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And we're going to do another little fanfic for you.

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I'm cocky.

Kay:

K And this is the,

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ah, Our stories.

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Oh yeah.

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A fanfic @SoFarscape.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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No

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So today's story is called the untold and counter by Hato

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Okay.

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Now this is an author.

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From whom we've read a few stories back when.

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we still did these.

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These readings.

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Exclusively for our patrial and patrons.

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So we have a little bit of familiarity with It was within some fun.

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Comedy's before, but apparently according to the author's note here this here be my

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first submitted work to this fanfic site.

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First publication Farscape be board.

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So quite naturally I'm assuming something will go wrong.

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No, actually what I want to say was that the human in the

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story as best receivers, a.

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You imagine the perfectly sane crew of Farscape B.

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If you really.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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B, if you realize that despite its appearance, there is a surprising

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amount of logic and scientific truth weaved into the story.

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I like it.

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And see if you actually get the logic and science.

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Okay.

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Well, Also the story takes place.

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Oh, mid late in the first season, since apple, when I wrote it.

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And one of the titles considered all for the untold encounter, which

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is what we're reading is encounters that the really stupid kind okay.

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But anyway, without further ado.

Kay:

Oh, come on.

Kay:

I'm getting better.

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Oh, good guests.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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True.

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You didn't get a stuck in some flax this time.

Kay:

Oh, I'll take that as a yes,

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but any healing peacekeeper could overtake you.

Kay:

The voices of John and Aaron drifted down the passageways of Moyer and

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reached the ears of the rest of the Ah,

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muse.

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Rajul

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alive to cry.

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Must be getting better.

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He almost collided with this piece of space.

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Debris commented Aaron as the door swung open.

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The thing started hitting towards us.

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Protestors, John.

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Hey.

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We've just accidentally done some continuity because they're doing, they're

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doing transport pod flying practice.

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Oh, That's amazing.

Kay:

Ah, fantastic.

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Slots in perfectly.

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Space debris.

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It doesn't change course.

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All of a sudden then tried to hit the nearest Leviathan transport.

Kay:

Well that one day, and I swear.

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But the point is it didn't hit us.

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and I'm staying better at moving the thing around.

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Aaron ignored him and strolled past the

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congregation of the crew.

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Stay saying out loud in a general sort of stolen someone else get

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to T gets to teach him next time.

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D'Argo immediately declined after Ciana crusher flew away.

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Ooh.

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Oh, well, okay.

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So we're on a new scene now.

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Uh, scout ran up to facts.

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Have.

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General.

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belt, the Hynerian and the peacekeepers have departed.

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Wow.

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Am I going to regret doing this character voice?

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And no one had no to stop presence yet.

Kay:

If We could see this without the help of a scout.

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but he said, anyway, Excellent.

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Lieutenant general unload the rest of the tropes.

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Meet me at the top of this structure behind them access.

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Soon the troops and the rest of the ship were

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milling behind the large boxes.

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Unseen by the crew of Moya.

Kay:

There he is.

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After the nearest Sergeant.

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that faint the Arjun animus, the.

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enemy suggest that the staff Sergeant.

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Where's this going?

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An odd scent brush D'Argo's knows, but he assumed it had to do with Rachel com.

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Coming in again.

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Rachel nearly.

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Nearly collided with Creighton as they passed each other by the

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entrance near the food chamber.

Kay:

Oh, wait for the giants.

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Had to move away.

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Commanded Cox.

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Then take the food supply.

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Hostage now.

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Three privates raced out and grab the supply

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of food cubes, then raced back.

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gut whack.

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John moved his head.

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John moved his hand towards the pilots, the food cubes he had dumped on the table.

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And finding nothing.

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groped around then finally turned and found the most missing.

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He looked around briefly.

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Zhaan did you see where I put my food cubes?

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Zhaan taking off for combat in order to do something with

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her sleep replied that she hadn't.

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Aaron have you.

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wait, you didn't eat them.

Kay:

No, I.

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I never mind.

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I'll just get some, all later.

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Caixa frowned.

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He had underestimated his enemy.

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They had an emergency supply of food.

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Nevermind.

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He thought gave a new order to one of his troops.

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Zhaan.

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Frown slightly.

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She was sure she.

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had put her combat right here.

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There in decide over vision.

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She spotted China.

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Did you borrow by Colm badge?

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China.

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looks suspicious for half an instance at the word borrow.

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but when Zhaan reached combat, she looked relieved.

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Then slightly night.

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You'll come match.

Kay:

Why would I steal your comeback?

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I'm not implying that you stay lit.

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I'm merely asking if you have it.

Kay:

No, I don't have it.

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I bet.

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I bet either.

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Now John argued.

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Pointing at Rigel was coming out

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You going full Golem.

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Sorry.

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Oh like the women in life of Brian.

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He's got.

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Who's got it.

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She realized how illogical that was, but it was too late.

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MI.

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why should I take your food cubes?

Kay:

Food cubes.

Kay:

Who cares about food cubes, crutch on exasperated.

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I do interject a John from the side, my food cubes are missing.

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Oh,

Kay:

Okay.

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It's about you.

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I replied.

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Wow.

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Frowned even more, no matter how loudly his troops yelled,

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they were getting no attention.

Kay:

Uh, general SOC.

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yes, private.

Kay:

Maybe we can cry.

Kay:

Come on, coming them through the badges.

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Calming.

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I'm sorry.

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No.

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Okay.

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CACs have turned around with a smile.

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Excellent idea, Private you're promoted to.

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first Sergeant.

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Just not the microphone while you saluted.

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I like it.

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The crew of Moya we're in a heated document about nothing.

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with pilot, trying to understand what they were arguing about.

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when suddenly their Combat.

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yots made the usual.

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Opening noise and a voice spoke.

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Attention all you.

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oversize people.

Kay:

that cut their arguing off abruptly and everyone started looking around.

Kay:

Where was the voice coming from outside the chamber?

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No.

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Look over here.

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Near the large structure with the boxes on top.

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That really didn't help because even for Rigel.

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That were no large structures with boxes on top to be seen.

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Finally CACs have ordered his troops to go out.

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and start doing the Natalia.

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dance to get their attention.

Kay:

I'm just imagining this as a hardcore now.

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Or something like that.

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I

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that is dope.

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imagine that.

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this sort of, we free men doing a Hakka.

Kay:

Yes exactly.

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On top of the table.

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inform pilot.

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John and Aaron nearest to the table, PF closely Aeryn's eyes widened slightly.

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And John blurted, what that crap.

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and started sniggering.

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CACs have ordered his troops to stop dancing and grabbed

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hold of the combat stepped forward.

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The creature stood only half the finger tall at most, and we're

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mostly orange and brown colored.

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They had short stumpy bodies with sin.

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Oddly joined arms on.

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And flex.

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They stood on two legs and had two arms, small BD, dark green eyes.

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were on top of Their heads.

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And what looked like.

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furry feathers sprouted from the back of their mostly spherical heads.

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John, couldn't see where the mouth was.

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Assuming that was a mouth.

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They had little salts clipped onto their backs.

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The one carrying the combat stepped forward and John assumed.

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That was the

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They are so cute.

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What.

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What are they, what are you imagining here?

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Like, like sort of moth.

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moth dudes.

Kay:

suppose Let's just be feathers there's no.

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no, be no mention of

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there'll be, you know?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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But you know how.

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I'll mult there and tenders can sometimes listen to look feathery or.

Kay:

I suppose.

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Whoa.

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These are so cool.

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The leader raised his Johns wasn't sure what gender.

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It was little form.

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Oh, the reads are rate the leader raised Hayes comma, John wasn't.

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Sure what gender.

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It was little forearm in his direction.

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No Duran.

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I've brother Zack.

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I found you at last.

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He shrilled.

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getting a lot of brothers murdered.

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Isn't it.

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Oh,

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For half a moment.

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D'Argo thought Christ had been turned into an inset.

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Then everyone's sort of groaned.

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Started Rachel.

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Now,

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I didn't do anything.

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The leader looked peeve, although it was hard to tell, not him.

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MI.

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said, Aaron in complete

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surprise.

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I didn't do anything.

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I'll wait.

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I didn't do anything.

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Ask John oddly relieved.

Kay:

I said,

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well, what

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did I do said Aaron, her eyes narrowing slightly.

Kay:

What do you killed?

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My brother?

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That's my Jeanette.

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Depression.

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Tell him.

Khaki-Bot:

When did I kill your brother?

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I don't have, I don't recall ever seeing a species like you

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much less killing one of you.

Kay:

You're Tunai that you.

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apart cycle, I go came on to

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But he was presenting a space to the nightly.

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dip trap.

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And after.

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crushing him, what the hell I've got fucked.

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They do not even turn back and you'll fall out and ground the

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corpse of my brother into the ground.

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Even finer.

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Jonah and Aaron looked at each other.

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Their face is full of question.

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When did they both started?

Kay:

Don't look back at the Diptera and told Aaron.

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I think you stepped on the dips leaders, bro.

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Back since back on the Trayton planet.

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Aaron replied.

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And you stepped on him again, following my footsteps.

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She turned toward the group of deaf Tara and said, so now you've come to a

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vengeful brother's death by killing me.

Kay:

Did you now?

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ask PAC.

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At seven wonderment.

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Murmurs of all spread through the troops,

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Aaron blinked.

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John stepped forward and began to explain.

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Um, you look Aaron and I are really sorry for stepping on your brother.

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We honestly didn't notice.

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suddenly pilots hollow sprang up.

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Attention.

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Brace yourself for a minor.

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The entire ship jerks Roughly.

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then abruptly lurched to the side and the chamber echoed

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with various yells and Christ.

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Punctuated by tripping of a frantic DRD.

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as old stools and tables fell violently.

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a shower of food cubes.

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cascaded on everyone.

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That's Roger lost his whole of them.

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And everyone fell over.

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The dips bounced mostly.

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Thump.

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Ended pilots.

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a sarcastic.

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The comment was about to be made when one of the dip started moaning instantly.

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It was the newly promoted first Sergeant.

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Oh my foot.

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came over and looked at him and announced he

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was demoted back to privates.

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Wow.

Kay:

As soon as you're healed, you'll be promoted to Sergeant.

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Okay.

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One of the privates raised his arm.

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Oh, used to be second Lieutenant.

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But I've got demoted when I did something to my arm.

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thought for a moment and said,

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so you are okay, you are promoted.

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And officer.

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he's worse than Darth Vader.

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Another private raised his arm.

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Oh, you used to be captain

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a group of dips slightly off to the side that hadn't been seen protested.

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These larger in general.

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Sorry.

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Yes, I.

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didn't remember him being captain.

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The private curse.

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Giana whispered.

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I species consisting of idiots.

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I love it.

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That is so mean.

Kay:

Meanwhile, John have noticed a group of dips, off to the side.

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and went over there.

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He squatted down and asked.

Kay:

So, what are you guys.

Khaki-Bot:

We are the servants.

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Follow the road.

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I said one of the dips.

Kay:

Y.

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Aaron, what recited to stand nearby.

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, I don't know.

Khaki-Bot:

This is fun.

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Watching them.

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Seeing John and Aeryn's face.

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the dip added.

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It's just mostly.

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Oh,

Kay:

Meanwhile, the rest of the crew had been straightened chairs

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and we're now sitting on them, watching the rest of the room.

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Zhaan took out a note.

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pad or something.

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and started taking notes.

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Casey that's quality writing that.

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No, I don't want something.

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Just then.

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I have declared war on Aaron.

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And scuttling up to her, proceeded to stab her in the foot with his sword.

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Oh, cried Aaron and spin around ground and start trying to stomp on him.

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Retreat retreat.

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I yelled CACs F as the troops ran away in panic, the servants

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watch them as do John and Aaron.

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D'Argo.

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Zhaan we're munching on some sort of food repairs.

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gambling, Popcorn and watching the antics of John Aaron and the

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depths Zhaan continued taking notes.

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The dips ran into an air vent

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moments later.

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They came running out again

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a DRD.

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Followed tripping.

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and beeping curiously.

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The Dip starts with fighting the VRD with their swords.

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The DRD continued to chirp

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John Aaron and the servants came over to the rest of the crew and

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grabbing a chair, started eating some of the popcorn, like food.

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Even pilot watch with interest.

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Zhaan offered the servants, some of the food and the accepted politely.

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The DRD moves off to clean up something and a ragged cheer

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emits from the exhaustive troops.

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John raised his hand tentatively.

Kay:

Um, did you want to kill me?

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The troops scrambled at his voice, then suddenly

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out the door into the hallway.

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The troops scramble at his voice, then suddenly out the door into the hallway.

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Okay.

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Everyone continues to sit around.

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and eat the food.

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suddenly a spaceship comes zooming in causing Rigel to nearly choke.

Khaki-Bot:

How are they ghosted that think, get in.

Kay:

Pilot looks slightly embarrassed.

Kay:

Oh, I thought it was a piece of space debris.

Kay:

Isn't it?

Kay:

Must've come in with a transport.

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Then everyone starts to scramble because

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the ship started shooting.

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little neon pink beams of light.

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They were accurate to, they actually hit everyone And caused an irritating buzz.

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When they make contact with the skin.

Kay:

Rachel starts to fly away.

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And the ship chased after him.

Kay:

an aerial combat followed Rajul.

Kay:

Budging the beams by swerving and dotting around in the most spectacular ways.

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And the rest

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of the crews stood around watching him for awhile.

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Then John said, I'm right.

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We got to get the ship to Stop shooting Rajul

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D'Argo offered to whack the ship with this Qualter blade.

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The new new set, the servants, we don't want them actually killed you.

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Grow fond of them.

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After a while

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it

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turned out they didn't have to do anything.

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Rajul suddenly turned around and flew straight towards the ship.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, Oh, he's giving him the old Belfast kiss.

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When Rachel's face suddenly zoomed towards the control room,

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chaos erupted among the dips.

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I trained as they were, nothing has prepared them

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for a closeup of rival space.

Kay:

fair enough.

Kay:

The ship slowed down.

Khaki-Bot:

At a close up, sorry.

Khaki-Bot:

I'm not editing it.

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And I just want it to.

Kay:

That's like the wrong Caesar.

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Do close to close.

Kay:

The ship slowed down abruptly.

Kay:

Rajul turned a heart left and avoided it.

Kay:

And China skipped over and jumped up to grab the ship and bring it down.

Kay:

When China put the ship down, some troops came out to compete in Cox.

Kay:

Oh, wait.

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I'll never, I say ran.

Kay:

Cox after declared and ran back into the ship.

Kay:

China place the foot on top of the thing in case he tried to fly again and.

Kay:

I'm picked up a notepad and continued writing notes.

Khaki-Bot:

Um, dips.

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uh, really incredibly, sorry about stepping on your leader's

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brother or grinding him, whatever.

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said John, not sure how to put it.

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He gave a glance toward Aaron.

Kay:

oh,

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John mouth.

Khaki-Bot:

Well, wow.

Khaki-Bot:

Mouthing is hard.

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John malt, will you please back?

Kay:

So

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Aaron rolling arise.

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mutter to complete apology.

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, dumb said one of the servants vexa puts.

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The nasty, real red.

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Anyway, they're all better.

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They're all better all without him.

Kay:

Sort of dip popping out from the side exit.

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now that.

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You mentioned it.

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He was wasn't it.

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said another dip from the top of the

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ship.

Kay:

So much better than his brother agreed to another

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soon, all the dips came out at the spaceship,

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bobbing their head, agreeing that VxRack was actually putting bad.

Khaki-Bot:

Tuck chef put a cloth through his feather thing and proclaimed.

Khaki-Bot:

Maybe it was a good, maybe it was a good thing that Erin killed him.

Kay:

The cloud of diff.

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revolution.

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I said

Kay:

revolution.

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They all chanted.

Kay:

We've all heard revolution out of John helpfully, everyone

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else, other stared munched on the remaining food or chanted along.

Kay:

Zhaan took notes.

Khaki-Bot:

Right.

Khaki-Bot:

the, what do we do?

Kay:

Got some new later suggested.

Kay:

All the dips agreed.

Khaki-Bot:

We already have one MI explained

Kay:

Oh, settle.

Kay:

The dips.

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Zhaan complete continued taking notes.

Khaki-Bot:

In the end, it was decided that the servants would lead the dip

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since they hadn't done anything else, other than stand around and watch them.

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All they got onto, as they all got onto the ship.

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John asked the new leaders, if they could have, they could answer some questions.

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But I note they replied and Zhaan stood nearby finishing

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or not.

Kay:

Well first, how come it took so long for any of that to happen?

Kay:

You know,

Kay:

trace Aaron, me back to Moya have revolution.

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, some idiots are more stupid than others.

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was the general reply.

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Also, Texas has a bad sense of direction.

Kay:

Um, No offense to any of you, but how the crap that you guys?

Kay:

will evolve.

Khaki-Bot:

Well, technically the chances of small species.

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like us, Even with mediocre hands close.

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hind limbs, enabling an upright position.

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in locomotion and the rest of it being intelligent enough

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for the Sentience are slim.

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And at this size six legs, instead of four would be more logical in a way.

Khaki-Bot:

Uh, how we're able to translate what the rest of you say is also quite an enigma.

Khaki-Bot:

We have a general theory.

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One is that our ancestors.

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were very smart, but some genetic drift or environmental conditions has resulted

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in mass generation of intelligence.

Khaki-Bot:

The other is that we're actually some sort of species.

Khaki-Bot:

who was created by a biotechnology, messing around with DNA and whatnot.

Khaki-Bot:

In other words, we don't know.

Kay:

Ah, With final farewells.

Kay:

The dip truck climb to bought their spaceship and flew away into the hallway.

Khaki-Bot:

Sometime later they came back.

Kay:

Uh, dip.

Kay:

Probably a leader, poked his, what was it?

Kay:

A her John never figured that deal out.

Kay:

Head from the top of the ship and apologized.

Kay:

saying that they had gotten lost.

Khaki-Bot:

With final farewells from the docking bay, the dips.

Khaki-Bot:

ship flew away and because of its size vanished into the star speckled

Khaki-Bot:

void faster than they had expected.

Kay:

Epilogue.

Kay:

Oh, that was weird.

Khaki-Bot:

That was phenomenally weird.

Kay:

but interesting.

Khaki-Bot:

A break in the routine.

Kay:

Something to ponder on.

Khaki-Bot:

new perspective on life and everything in general.

Kay:

That's never mentioned it to good.

Khaki-Bot:

That

Khaki-Bot:

was definitely Rigel.

Khaki-Bot:

Look at it.

Kay:

Oh,

Kay:

yes, you're right.

Kay:

Sorry.

Kay:

That doesn't.

Kay:

That was never mentioned to God.

Kay:

Right?

Kay:

Yes.

Khaki-Bot:

On this, the crew of Moya

Khaki-Bot:

for

Khaki-Bot:

once.

Khaki-Bot:

Agreed.

Khaki-Bot:

Unanimously.

Kay:

There we go.

Kay:

Whew.

Khaki-Bot:

excellent.

Khaki-Bot:

This was the untold encountered by.

Khaki-Bot:

oh,

Kay:

so what are you supposed to do when the species of

Kay:

tyrannical insect poets invades.

Kay:

It's your ship and declares death on you.

Kay:

I believe it's the title of the post that was said that this was, under.

Khaki-Bot:

Fantastic.

Khaki-Bot:

All right.

Khaki-Bot:

Well, next week, we are back to the next thrilling episode

Khaki-Bot:

of Farscape season three.

Khaki-Bot:

Which I think is going to be.

Khaki-Bot:

Ooh, let me see if I do my math right.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, God, I'm not going to get it right around.

Khaki-Bot:

I'm going to edit this out.

Khaki-Bot:

I think it's going to be wait for the wheel.

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, yeah, apparently it is.

Khaki-Bot:

Because we're still Okay.

Khaki-Bot:

Good.

Khaki-Bot:

Good for me.

Kay:

Oh,

Kay:

So, favorite line

Khaki-Bot:

Oh, Um,

Kay:

My.

Kay:

China looked suspicious for half an instance at the word

Kay:

borough, but when Zhaan.

Kay:

Re reached combat.

Kay:

She looked relief.

Kay:

Then slightly annoyed.

Kay:

That's like.

Kay:

So, yes,

Kay:

she definitely nicked something, but it wasn't the combat.

Khaki-Bot:

Okay, thank you.

Khaki-Bot:

I've got key.

Kay:

I'm K.

Kay:

See you next week.

Kay:

Bye.

Khaki-Bot:

It's still waving.

Khaki-Bot:

That's how we end this.

About the Podcast

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So Farscape!
A fun-filled Farscape fancast in which a longtime fan introduces his bestie to the marvel that is Farscape, seen through fresh eyes and discussed with insight, wit, and love!

About your host

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Khaki and Kay

Best friends for decades, Khaki and Kay are passionate nerds. Kay is a veteran of the Kerbal Space Program, while Khaki is a student of sci-fi TV obscura, and a keeper of the Deep Lore.